Damn ciki day..."magic hard on"
Warning: read with an open mind... when you read this weird post, im not trying to say im a player, i can get any chick i want or that girls are just games to play with. well, no im not...so just read and enjoy. Into my mind we goOOoooOOOo.....................................
my story begins like this...
date: 14.08.06
got out of bed, had a "hard on"...well, not going to explan that shit to ya guys..you should know...so anyways i just got up and was fucking late for work but didnt know why i had a damn hard as a rock "loaded gun" same meaning as "hard on" if your wandering. didnt really care tho, it was just SSDD(same shit different day) so got change and went off. like any other day at work. people buying phones, reload cards, handphone numbers and shit like that. but after lunch time, people become abit funny. funny like, the girls were really ciki for some reason. weird... but so i was just like what ever you know. while i was sitting there talking to taugey...i ask taugey, dont you wish you were some of these people here... what are you talking about? you ask... well, i'v been sitting there for about 20minits. and couples young and old were holding hands and going all "In Love" and shit... you think their in love?!!? bullshit mate!!! i bet if you stair, wink, wave or smile at any randam chick 'have to be hot' in here that has boyfriends...the chicks would be like. talking there mind saying shit like, "that guy's cute... or... ya babbe, you want some of this sweet candy ass" some shit like that... justdo it!, come on do it lah man...
OH ya, and another thing...while i was thinking about all this shit...girls were like "hinting and giving me code messages like "they asking for some taugey love!" (english slang) you know what i mean... and you know when some times you just sit there stairing at nothing, and thinking about shit?? well, thats what i did. so when i was stairing at what i thought was NoThinG, this chick that works in this girlly shop across my shop was wearing this green skirt and she thought i was checking her legs out!! so, she turned around.......the funny thing was, it was NOT away! she turned around so i can have a better view of her and ofcos her legs lah and a ciki smile too. So fuck up! that was FreakY mates!!! but very ciki... but when i realize what she was doing, i turn away, some times i wish i didnt hehehe...pretending i didnt see shit but i did and i liked it hehehe. and i swear! i swear mates! that chick...that chick reloaded her phone 3-4 times! AND!!! would only buy it from me!!! freaky chick!! but i have to say, she wasn't ugly. kinda cute in a freaky way.
So back to my first story...So, i did what taugey told me...Do The Impossible. and for some reason, i didnt give a shit if the boyfriends came looking for me. it was crazy!!! so let the games begin!! the first targets were young, cute maybe 18-20 year old girls...i give you 2 tumbs up. but why are ya going for easy little chickidzz. go where no man has gone before! so now targets were young, hot maybe 18-23 years old. bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! 5 down. lets try 3 more... OK,OK,OK... to explan what happen in these events, many of them went down like this... while walking with there boyfriends being in love and shit. i'd just give them the joey look(so how you doing...kinda look) wink,sexy smile...you know, doing what ever to pull them in. but with out saying anything. well, i dont know what a sexy smile is... but you think of one and maybe it looks like that... then 3 of them would pretend not to look/didnt see. but then, at the last minit they would turn back and smile hehehe... the other 2 would come by hinting "call me"...but my favorat one is when this hot chick would walk by again and again till the boyfriend said "so where do you wana go actually!? why are we always passing by here!?" now thats some funny shit mates! then taugey had a great idea. go for hot, Older(as in working ladys or married) i said NO ofcos. but what the fuck right, so i did it. just 3 targets coz i didnt wana get killed by angry husbands. 2 targets "No go" wasnt looking...thats the first. but the last one...she came up to me to buy a reload card "it seems...." then left her biz card( miss linda wong) not naming her company, from Brunai. and she was a hot maMa. if i was 10 years older..hrmmmm.
To proof to my self that it was only for that day...i tried doing it the following day. but Nope...didnt work.
thoughts/questions for that day that needs to be answered.
The point of doing this was? i dont know... whats with that day? i dont know...maybe it was the "hard on". Do you think it was the date of month where girls go sex crazy? dont know... Someone give me an answer. coz that day was fucking cool!!! wish i had more days like that... but ya, it was weird...
my story begins like this...
date: 14.08.06
got out of bed, had a "hard on"...well, not going to explan that shit to ya guys..you should know...so anyways i just got up and was fucking late for work but didnt know why i had a damn hard as a rock "loaded gun" same meaning as "hard on" if your wandering. didnt really care tho, it was just SSDD(same shit different day) so got change and went off. like any other day at work. people buying phones, reload cards, handphone numbers and shit like that. but after lunch time, people become abit funny. funny like, the girls were really ciki for some reason. weird... but so i was just like what ever you know. while i was sitting there talking to taugey...i ask taugey, dont you wish you were some of these people here... what are you talking about? you ask... well, i'v been sitting there for about 20minits. and couples young and old were holding hands and going all "In Love" and shit... you think their in love?!!? bullshit mate!!! i bet if you stair, wink, wave or smile at any randam chick 'have to be hot' in here that has boyfriends...the chicks would be like. talking there mind saying shit like, "that guy's cute... or... ya babbe, you want some of this sweet candy ass" some shit like that... justdo it!, come on do it lah man...
OH ya, and another thing...while i was thinking about all this shit...girls were like "hinting and giving me code messages like "they asking for some taugey love!" (english slang) you know what i mean... and you know when some times you just sit there stairing at nothing, and thinking about shit?? well, thats what i did. so when i was stairing at what i thought was NoThinG, this chick that works in this girlly shop across my shop was wearing this green skirt and she thought i was checking her legs out!! so, she turned around.......the funny thing was, it was NOT away! she turned around so i can have a better view of her and ofcos her legs lah and a ciki smile too. So fuck up! that was FreakY mates!!! but very ciki... but when i realize what she was doing, i turn away, some times i wish i didnt hehehe...pretending i didnt see shit but i did and i liked it hehehe. and i swear! i swear mates! that chick...that chick reloaded her phone 3-4 times! AND!!! would only buy it from me!!! freaky chick!! but i have to say, she wasn't ugly. kinda cute in a freaky way.
So back to my first story...So, i did what taugey told me...Do The Impossible. and for some reason, i didnt give a shit if the boyfriends came looking for me. it was crazy!!! so let the games begin!! the first targets were young, cute maybe 18-20 year old girls...i give you 2 tumbs up. but why are ya going for easy little chickidzz. go where no man has gone before! so now targets were young, hot maybe 18-23 years old. bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! 5 down. lets try 3 more... OK,OK,OK... to explan what happen in these events, many of them went down like this... while walking with there boyfriends being in love and shit. i'd just give them the joey look(so how you doing...kinda look) wink,sexy smile...you know, doing what ever to pull them in. but with out saying anything. well, i dont know what a sexy smile is... but you think of one and maybe it looks like that... then 3 of them would pretend not to look/didnt see. but then, at the last minit they would turn back and smile hehehe... the other 2 would come by hinting "call me"...but my favorat one is when this hot chick would walk by again and again till the boyfriend said "so where do you wana go actually!? why are we always passing by here!?" now thats some funny shit mates! then taugey had a great idea. go for hot, Older(as in working ladys or married) i said NO ofcos. but what the fuck right, so i did it. just 3 targets coz i didnt wana get killed by angry husbands. 2 targets "No go" wasnt looking...thats the first. but the last one...she came up to me to buy a reload card "it seems...." then left her biz card( miss linda wong) not naming her company, from Brunai. and she was a hot maMa. if i was 10 years older..hrmmmm.
To proof to my self that it was only for that day...i tried doing it the following day. but Nope...didnt work.
thoughts/questions for that day that needs to be answered.
The point of doing this was? i dont know... whats with that day? i dont know...maybe it was the "hard on". Do you think it was the date of month where girls go sex crazy? dont know... Someone give me an answer. coz that day was fucking cool!!! wish i had more days like that... but ya, it was weird...
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