climbing the gate to get shot.

me, taugey, turtle and donkey.

8pm
calling turtle.
hey man, you still going out tonight kah?
ya, your not???
fucking go lah its ladys night... girls yaMmmi
dont wan lah, not going out broke again man fuck lah hahaha.
go lah, what els are you going to do tonight?? just go man. i got a ticket for ya haha.
i really didnt wana go out that night was feeling really tired and i was broke. and taugey was giving me crazy thoughts about girls, like always. and turtle keep NagGing me to go out and play tonight. shit, bloody turtle...
me and pinky wingky will pick ya up later, around 10-11pm. so we can fly to the taugey island together hehehe.
yes! the island! (taugey wasnt the only one thinking this, i was too) sometimes when you cant fight them join them.

about 10pm.
so, you guys coming now or what?
cant lah, the pingky wingky is only going later tonight! you go hang out with donkey first then you ask him to pick me up.
this is when the "climax" come's in. so its was about 11pm. donkey had to stop by home to change to look good for the ladys tonight. so Vain!! who isnt right... anyways got to turtle's place about 11.30pm. had to call him about 10 to 15 times and still no answer. i was getting abit pissed off coz his the one NagGing us to go out and play sprinkle on the island! we standing out there for about 30minits still no answer, fuck! bloody turtle! so me and donkey just like, dont care lah! go lah. then 5 minits down the road.
fuck! im climbing his fence! i dont care! bloody turtle drag me out, im draging him out!
back where we were again...hmmm how huh?
climb lah hahaha.
while i was climbing the fence...its damn late, do you think uncle has a gun in the house??? fucking shit! everything went slowmotion while i jump down from the gate. its too late to trun back now.just worry about it later. Stu...Pid! how you going to worry if you get shot and die?!!!? damn...ammm aHHhhh! just wake him up and fuck off. so, i got to his windoor to see the bloody turtle was sleeping nicely there making people wait fucking long out side. woke him up, he got dres but before i could climb the gate i saw a small door by the gate and it wasnt even locked!!!! donkey laughing his head off out side. the same with me in side. climb the gate for nothing! could of just used the door sTu...pid hahaha.

about 12.30am
got to the club, got a ticket to the island so everything was all good after that. as happy as can be. it was ladys night but more guys then girls, shows how sex crazy guys are haha. after partying went to the beach hang out with the me mates till 7am. it was a really good night. lucky i didnt get shot.

The unexpected night, unexpected AsSS. "who's your daddy"

7pm.
Tuesday night.

taugey, me and turtle.

phone rang.
(turtle)

hey taugey, we going to the island tonight, wana come?
i was so fucking broke man that night, but was really dying to go out!
go out lah... just jump... the island is calling hehe.
so i just sms and told him im damn broke this week dont think i'll be able to go out.
you monkey, i wana go to the island and play with the others!
nvm... but i'll call you later.

about 10pm
phone rang.

i'll pick you up now man.
ya yah we going out!
Guess im going out broke again... i hate going out broke! makes me feel stupid. i dont feel nice in side when my mates buy me drinks. i feel like an asSS... you know what i mean.
so anyways Turtle picks me up.
dont worry about drinks and stuff bro, my friend from penang is going to buy us drinks tonight.
ay.... i like the sound of that. makes me go tingkle inside hehe.
so on the way there, he gave me a ticket to the taugey Island. (background music) deng deng deng.
should i take it? just take it lah, all will be good when we get there... hehe.

About 11.30pm
In the club.

Met turtle's friend, cant say his name, lets just call him macha. he was a short little man that just wanted to get drunk that night coz he hasnt had fun in along time. well, he looked like a nice guy so i started talking to him while turtle was on the phone. but then he got really funny on me, started asking me to do this and that. well, he was buying the drinks so i just like ok, what-ever you know.

BANG!!!

The ticket kicked in! i was in taugey island BuT also i had to entertain macha. bloody hell man! the music was blasting the lights were moving... shit, i was in heaven!!! but still i had to entertain him, fuck!
thats why you... think that you have to do shit for him...

The moral of the story is, if your like me. sometimes feel obliged to a person. fucking dont go out broke! you might just end up becoming someones bitch and not having fun.

But at the end of the night, i had fun... at last, out of the house and back on the island.

Handphone goes rinG riNg

ME and Taugey
about 4.25pm.
still having my beauty sleep.(background music) twinkal twinkal little star.

(hp ringing) "ring ring,ring ring"

(in my head)man, who the fuck is calling me now!why cant people just let the rockstar sleep for awhile. Kings need there sleep to ya know.

ME and "HER"

just grab my hp,didnt care to look who was calling.hello hellow,what can the king do for you? hey you, still remember me? im calling from kl airport bording the plane soon. im calling coz i miss you...
"i miss you" very deadly words for a brokenheart'd man.sometimes lah,how ever you take it.if your wandering,im talking about me. duh!!! stU...pid. need some 916!!!

Anyways back to the story.
for that 15minits or so i was the happies man alive...thats the thing. it was only for 15minits. fuck!shut up! sometimes you just wana!...nvm.hellow people,like i said the first time dont mind me.i talk to my self some times...(singing a song) thats just the way it is, things will never be the same.thats just the way it is, oh yaaa...Haha i just amuse myself sometimes.
well,she said shes going to bang kok or something then indon the back to kl...
i was like, ok ok...cool cool...man! she just said shes going to kl!! you dick!! Oopss, i didnt hear that.so we just talk lovey dovey stuff. miss u lah,love you lah,wish i could see u lah. STU...pid! Emo na kau!!! ya ya ya...anyways just to let you know,im going to kl in Aug. we going to party bro's!!! asshunters!!...well, she knows this right, i think...so i just ask when is she going to kl???? she said Only early september.you coming to see me??? fuck!!!!!, dame lah...why girls like to potong stim wan.thats why you need some 916!!! hopefully i will be able to stay in kl for awhile longer so i can see her.dame! i miss her...thats why you shouldnt fall in love in the rainforest mates...ending no good.

i cant say anything els coz i dont wana go all Emo on me blog again...with this i end my post "sometime i wish we can love with out loseing but life wouldnt be fun would it???"

she's leaving...

me and taugey.

standing on the beach looking out to the sea. hoping, wandering she could see me from the other side. just meaning less, desperate dreams...
Coz really, i was just sitting in my room. how sad, yes! very sad! why am i killing my self over this? i dont even know... you think this is love? i do... but maybe its coz the downer just kick in from the taugeyPill i had a day ago hehehe... she tacks me yesterday to tell me she's having fun in sabah, wish she had rowlys and that she has to go back UK soon. (back ground music) dang dang dang... i didnt think she would leave that early. was planing to meet them in kl in Aug20th."them" as in her and friends...
So this means what??? i know what it means, but i just dont want to say it! just say it, you'll feel better. i wont get to see her off! there, you said it... feel better? well, NO! i feel the same... anyways, for the people reading this. if your lost in what im saying. dont get freak out, some times i talk to my self and it wouldnt be fair to taugey if i left my thoughts out. well, thats what i think lah...anyways back into my head. well, what i wanted to do was when i meet her in kl.spend sometime to get to know her even better and get romantic and shit! and do something crazy like sing the "jet plane song" when she leaves hehehhee. im joking! about all of it! im not that lame man. yes you are hehe. sorry guys i cant tell you my plans coz i dont want you people copy my shit... your not going to see her! so just tell lah, oh wait i know... coz im you hehe nvm. i should stop talking to my self... well, now i dont have that time!!! guess it wasnt ment to be... i wish i could cry, maybe i might just feel better. but i cant cry, fuck!!

i think, thats all im thinking. just some Emo shit!! not very health, i know. but i actually feel abit better letting it all out. now, i need to go out for a smoke and a beer.
always the 2nd best medicine....
the best is a redbull and a taugeypill....high in the sky in taugey island with my best friends penguin,turtle,tadpole and all the other alter Ego where ever they are.

the best night ever....but not a good ending

i go to the rainforest almost every year and this was,i think is my last time.for a while la...coz i think by next year my mates will all be some where too far to come down but i dont think i'd be here i think.anyways...this rainforest was so good not coz of the bands,well ya la but it was so dame good to see my home town friends,cuzens,miri mates,old mates from the gym,bestfriends and friends that came to kching just to party.from OziLand,England,kl and singapura,USA and canada....its was so great to see and party with them! now that!, u cant buy man...1 or 2 mates couldnt make it but it was all good theres always a next time.i got to make new friends and found out how much to drink and not to drink.well, i knew already but found out again hehe.i have pic's, but will put it on when i have time.
well,i'd say the 2nd night was the best out of all the night. not saying the music wasnt good.it was so so good you guys out there wish you were there!!!fuck i should get paid for promoting rainforest haha.anyways,well, u know when your so fucking ready to party hard and the music isnt there to keep you jumping? well,thats what i mean....so on the secound night i went abit late but it was just in time for some jumping party music.everyone was dancing,jumpig ,singing along....the best thing was,no one cared who everyone els was...everyone just wanted to party.i was so high in the sky that night! i just wanted to dance! dance! dance!...guys out there...u have to know all the girls there were eye poping well,maybe i was just drunk but im sure they were hot haha...everyne was there old young...i think i was dancing with some old dutch or english lady that night...i cant remember much hehe. i think my ass hert in the morning hahaha joking.
well,my story ends like this...3 nights in rainforest i just wanted to get laid if thats how u speall i think...fuck it. anyways all i wanted to do was get laid,drunk,make new friends and remember what i did hehe.well, the unbeliveble thing happens...i fell in love and to fall in love in rainforest is so so fucking wrong!yes,people i know you wana see how she looks like i'll have the pic's soon mates.anyways i never thought i would fall in love her coz she loves pocke dots,has a very eritating laugh,rud and shes just cute. and i fell in love!! fuck man...dont ask,i dont know how it happend...im not trying to say anything bad about her ok,i love this girl...she makes me tingkel in side.the story ends here....it will never work.im here in "borneo" thats what english people call sarawak...its pretti funny. "N" shes going to be back in England in a few months time.love sucks huh...thats why i said...fall in love in rainforest bad news people.unles if they from the same country or something. but i wouldnt want to wish this on anyone.lets just say it feel like a knife to your heart and breaks apart of it inside and you cant take it out unles she takes it out. u know what i mean!!!....
anyways this is my first blog EVER! dont mind my bad spealling or what not,or bad words,or words like ya lah, or just lah.im from sarawak cant help it...my name "taugeypill" its just a inside joke....gtg now 4.41am already...need sleep,wait till the morning comes for new farytalls to tell...good morning people.hope you like or dont like my blog.